AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Undermining Deutche Intelligence
BMW
Bondo Mud Wagon
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Broke My Wallet............(can anyone here relate to this one?!)
Bank Manager Willing
Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome
Be My Wife
Beats Me Why
Been Months Waiting
Best Man Wins
Best Motorsport Weapon
Better Make Way
Borrowed Money Well-spent
Both Mufflers work
Brake-dusted Mag Wheels
Brings Me Women
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
KIA
Killed In Accident
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
NISSAN
Nine Idiots Sitting, Saying Absolutely Nothing
Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Assinine Nonsense
PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB
Still Ain't A BMW
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
VOLKSWAGEN
Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
AMC (remember them?)
A Moron's Car
Another Major Catastrophe
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CADILLAC
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD
Flip Over, Read Directions
Flip over read directions
F***** over rebuilt dodge
First on Race Day!!!
backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
GM
General Maintenance
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossley Misconceived
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old.....oops, sorry, can't use this one.............
People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac
SATURN
Sounds Absolutly Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises